Sweet Blasphemy

Name's Jordan
22
Aquarius with his rising sign in Sagittarius and his moon in Scorpio.
Chicago, Il

nitefrost83:

me trying not to swear..

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at the resturant with bae

waitress:

*fills his glass with ice water*

me:

*watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*

me:

you want my man or something?

her:

wh-wat?

me:

i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?

me:

I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.

me:

everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?

him:

aye calm down

me:

nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

tastefullyoffensive:

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batcountryword:

"Some may never live, but the crazy never die."~Hunter S. Thompson

batcountryword:

"Some may never live, but the crazy never die."
~Hunter S. Thompson

caramellsamosa:

Complimenting my friends like

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faykid:

malformalady:

Abandoned house overgrown with wisteria, South Carolina

faykid:

malformalady:

Abandoned house overgrown with wisteria, South Carolina

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oszt:

       iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

damn this justthis fukn does it for methis is gorgeous

oszt:

       iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

damn this just
this fukn does it for me
this is gorgeous

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red-lipstick

Stuntkid aka Jason Levesque - 1: Cassandra, 2013 Digital Arts: Drawings  2: Donkey Skin, 2010 Paintings: Watercolors  3: Anatomical Apnea, 2010  4: Fleshing Out, 2010  5: Loose Lips, 2010  6: Something Wicked, 2012  7: Mia Wallace, 2011  8: Flutter, 2011  9: Paint Job, 2011   Digital Arts: Drawings

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partner:

you be the teacher ill be the student ;)

me:

okay

me:

write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday

partner:

oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)

me:

no

partner:

but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)

me:

no

partner:

so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))

me:

an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

vghxhhh:

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